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"We've circumvented the bigoted eBay process & are now offering personally autographed TEENAGE WEREBEAR DVD or CD directly through me."
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TOO GAY FOR EBAY!
March 8, 2012
You may have heard that eBay has banned me from their site.
They claim that I am ‘sexually explicit” and ‘morally offensive” (And I wasn’t even selling porno this time!).
According to them, the below 8 x 10 (which comes with each order of my DVD or CD) displays my ‘engorged male genitalia’! (I KNOW I don’t have to defend myself against that “truth”!).
I guess they can’t have pictures of Superman or Robin on their site as well, or Tom Cruise in his underwear from Risky Business. Oh wait- those actors/characters aren’t gay! (at least not openly . . . )
As we all know the best revenge is to let it roll to the wayside like water off a duck’s back. We’ve circumvented the bigoted eBay process and are now offering personally autographed TEENAGE WEREBEAR DVD or CD’s directly through me. Each order comes with the infamous autographed 8 x 10 that started all this ridiculousness.
If interested, simply shoot me an email at SPLBCent@gmail.com stating:
“I WANNA BE CORRUPTED BY SEAN PAUL LOCKHART!”
CD & 8 x 10 US $34.00 – - – - or – - – - NON US $36.00
DVD & 8 x 10 US $39.00 – - – - or – - – - NON US $41.00
CD/DVD/8 x 10 US $59.00 – - – - or – - – - NON US $62.00
Let me know whether you would like a TEENAGE WEREBEAR DVD, CD or both. We’ll send ya details and a paypal request. I remember a time when I was even too risque 
for PayPal, but thankfully they had sense enough to wise up . . .
Oh, and for an extra $10, we can send you a picture of me personally signing your photo just like these: 
Keep a close eye on this Latest Page. It’s where you come for direct news and updates on what’s been keeping me busy.
Next up I’m designing t-shirts that say “Too Gay For eBay”.
They’re going to have a funky little pair of red underway hanging off the “Y” in eBay. Take that!
ONE MORE THING!
Since we’re all getting the hang of the new blog and website
I wanted to request that everyone please, please please help me spread the word and
share the news about www.Sean-Paul-Lockhart.com!
Use the “share” links below for you preferred social networks.
The more we share the bigger the website gets –
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20 Responses to “TOO GAY FOR EBAY!”
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I am so excited about the new website!
Perhaps you should send them a pic of what it really looks like ‘engorged’ so they can see the difference! =}
Yeah let us see if you go to ebay and search I bet you will fine all types of women wearing next to nothing. I mean sheeesh!
Congrats Brent! Love the new web site!!!
It’s kinda funny really. I wasn’t gonna buy a copy ‘cos I had to register for eBay. I’m glad they solved that problem for me – already placed my order with SPL himself =D
i really LOVE YA
Im very excited to see the new website !!! Congratulations baby boy
!!!…. im tonoarredondo on twitter, i’ve been writting on your twitter account 
more power to you – best of luck – great site
Cool blog!
This is eBay’s loss and not yours. It’s amazing how some people and places are still so narrow minded and prejudiced in today’s world. I will stop using eBay until they learn to accept ALL people.
The eBay’s decision is beyond ridiculous and offensive too ! Anyway I ordered my CD+DVD, I’ll let you know if I’ll be corrupted … enough ! LOL
what a shame of them.Btw doing business by yourself is a good choice!
Ebay prefers protecting thieves that sell stuff they never send and paypal (that belongs to ebay) as well
Good luck
Well…Someone who condones “gay-for-pay” complaining about homophobia.Ironic.
It’s a shame you don’t have a donate button! I’d certainly donate to this outstanding blog! I suppose for now i’ll settle for book-marking and adding your RSS feed to my Google account. I look forward to brand new updates and will talk about this site with my Facebook group. Talk soon!
Amazing!!!
haha. You can post your underwear pics on eBay, but only if you have a small penis!! That’s basically it. Yours shows through. I reckon it’s simply run by people with small penises who are massively bitter about it.
@Gabriel, how on earth is “gay for pay” homophobic? It’s pretty much the complete opposite!
You’re doing great! Who cares what others say/do/or think. Be happy and do whatever makes you so! I’m yours forever!
If I remember correctly, in an interview, when the interviewer asked how do you retain this positive outlook despite all the bumps on your career path, you said something like, ‘hold onto your wits and roll with it. And retain.’
Oh gosh! You are incredible! >.<