"We've circumvented the bigoted eBay process & are now offering personally autographed TEENAGE WEREBEAR DVD or CD directly through me."
TOO GAY FOR EBAY!
March 8, 2012
You may have heard that eBay has banned me from their site.
They claim that I am ‘sexually explicit” and ‘morally offensive” (And I wasn’t even selling porno this time!).
According to them, the below 8 x 10 (which comes with each order of my DVD or CD) displays my ‘engorged male genitalia’! (I KNOW I don’t have to defend myself against that “truth”!).
I guess they can’t have pictures of Superman or Robin on their site as well, or Tom Cruise in his underwear from Risky Business. Oh wait- those actors/characters aren’t gay! (at least not openly . . . )
As we all know the best revenge is to let it roll to the wayside like water off a duck’s back. We’ve circumvented the bigoted eBay process and are now offering personally autographed TEENAGE WEREBEAR DVD or CD’s directly through me. Each order comes with the infamous autographed 8 x 10 that started all this ridiculousness.
If interested, simply shoot me an email at SPLBCent@gmail.com stating:
“I WANNA BE CORRUPTED BY SEAN PAUL LOCKHART!”
CD & 8 x 10 US $34.00 – - – - or – - – - NON US $36.00
DVD & 8 x 10 US $39.00 – - – - or – - – - NON US $41.00
CD/DVD/8 x 10 US $59.00 – - – - or – - – - NON US $62.00
Let me know whether you would like a TEENAGE WEREBEAR DVD, CD or both. We’ll send ya details and a paypal request. I remember a time when I was even too risque for PayPal, but thankfully they had sense enough to wise up . . .
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Next up I’m designing t-shirts that say “Too Gay For eBay”.
They’re going to have a funky little pair of red underway hanging off the “Y” in eBay. Take that!
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